it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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