You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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