Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The air was thick with penises
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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