You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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