oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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