I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i just had sex bonerless
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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