When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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