Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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