he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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