dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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