her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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