I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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