Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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