This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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