The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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