she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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