he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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