yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i came on her dog
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
