My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
don't judge my taste in strippers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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