Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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