The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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