i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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