Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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