I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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