it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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