Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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