Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I touched a dick in church today
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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