You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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