Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
honey bunches of taint.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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