weddingsv make me drug and hornr
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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