when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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