No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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