Dual....:-)
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
