I didn't shave. On purpose
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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