I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
His nipple licking is glorious
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