sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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