Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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