Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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