the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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