Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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