Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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