I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
