The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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