Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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