Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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