he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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