I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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