Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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