normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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