O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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