i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
operation have a gay friend backfired
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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