Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
